I was supposed to go in at 11 the rest of this week.

Now I have to go in at 9 and work 8 hours.

*”How Could This Happen to Me” plays softly in the background*

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’